Tonteria is defined as Mexican tapas lounge & tequila nightspot on Sloane Square. The nightclub specializes in offering mouthwatering bite-sized Mexican tapas alongside delicious tequila cocktails.
Also, their famous sharing cocktails are inspired by Mexico’s heritage and culture, including ”The Tequila Slammer”.
As the evening approaches, The DJ swiftly gets the music pumping, whilst the lights dim and Tonteria club turns into a fun and festive nightspot. Therefore, the emphasis is on theatrical entertainment. Watch out for the Tonteria performers and the Toy Train that delivers drinks to your table.

Because you’ve spent too many nights at clubs without character. With this iconic party spot’s major refurbishment comes liberatingly basic chart-toppers, private table shows featuring men donning lion masks, plus sharer cocktails served from ceramic donkey piñatas. Tonteria attracts the kind of clientele who wants to have fun and party in a Spanish style. They have a toy train delivering shots of tequila to VIPs.

Why should you be on the guest list?

From 11 pm, they get the party started. We’re proud to showcase our incredible male and female dancers, performers and the unexpected until the early hours. We provide the energy to get your night going, from giant heads to flowing Tequila shots will keep you entertained. The best way to truly experience the Club is by making a nightspot reservation for you and your friends.

The dress code is casual smart and girls should wear a dress to impress, but the club management has every right to refuse someone’s entry if they think that the clothes are not matching to the dress code. But don’t worry if you dress up, it is no problem to get on Tonteria’s guestlist.

Tonteria definitely has a Royal appeal. The first nightclub with a royal blush by favouring male dancers, body staplers and dwarfs dressed as monkeys. Total craziness for a night to remember.