Tonteria, London is a Mad Mexican Presses Bar, a Square Salon and a Tequila Nightspot. Tonteria Club is famous for its fun sharing-cocktails such as “Maya Pyramid”, “Lucky Luchador” and “Tequila Slammer”, which are inspired by Mexico’s heritage and culture. Anyone can make Tonteria table booking online

    As the lights dim, Tonteria turns into a fun nightspot for Sloane Rangers and other well-heeled Londoners. Opened up by best friend to Prince William and Prince Harry, Guy Pelly, the Tonteria Guestlist club is situated in Sloane Square, the place to be if you want to go for some excellent Mexican cuisine followed by the best tequila and topped off with a night of dancing. If you love Tequila then Tonteria is your tequila heaven!

    With a rafined and urban atmosphere, Tonteria Guestlist is a great way to spend your night when you’re looking for a theme party with a twist. Tonteria manage to make a fun themed club still be held with professionalism and sophistication. And also available for private hire.

    Mondays are its busiest night, and many famous celebrity clientele have stepped foot into the venue including the Royals, Kate and Pippa Middleton. Other than that, the club is known for its delicious tequila shots and tapas menu which people seem to enjoy.

    The club’s decoration is sumptuous and gives you a feel of like you’re in another world, with life-size train sets and giant vases and what not are strewn all over the place. With the capacity of only 200 people, the club tends to be very picky about who they allow inside which is why you need to make sure you Book a VIP Table in advance in order to pass without problem!

    Setting foot in this club will take you on a Mexican whirlwind and a fiesta with the world’s best tequilas and authentic entertainment that you will want to experience over and over again. Choose Tonteria for a night that you won’t forget!

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      • Belvedere£700
      • Grey Goose£700
      • Sauvelle£700
      • Ciroc£695
      • Absolut Elyx£675



      • Ace of Spades£800
      • Cristal£575
      • Krug£575
      • Dom Perignon Luminous£525
      • Dom Perignon£500
      • Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque£470



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